MAIN CHARACTERS

Sam

Sam is an unpopular sophomore in Undergraduate studies. He lives with a maniacal platypus named Phil and a gentle robot named Glitch. Unfortunately for Sam, nobody really likes him much. But at least he's good at playing guitar.


Phil

Phil is a platypus from Australia that took the place of Sam's old roommate, Paul. Since Paul's miraculous return, Phil's legitimateness has been called into question. Much mystery surrounds Phil, his interest in purifying uranium and his caustic nature.


Glitch

Glitch is a freshman engineering project that came to life due to a freak lightning strike. Since he's a robot, he shows little emotion and always sees the world from a discreet point of view. Glitch may not be witty or sarcastic, but he sure knows his trigonometric equations.


SECONDARY CHARACTERS

Devon

Devon lives two doors down from Sam in Apartment 6. Recently it's be revealed that Devon is the little sister of Andy the Bathrobe Guy. Aside from that relatively little is known about her, except she always wears a red heart necklace, likes chocolate and does her laundry on Mondays. Sam has a little bit of a crush on her, but she doesn't seem to notice.


Andy (AKA "Bathrobe Guy")

Andy is a friendly gadabout who takes his casualness seriously. He can always be found sporting some variety of bathrobe and mirrored sunglasses. With Andy, just about everything seems to be "kinky." He's also Devon's big brother.


Paul

Paul was Sam's good-natured roommate during their freshman year. He was supposed to return from a Co-op in Australia for the Fall semester, but went missing for the next couple months. He finally returned, only to tell his amazing story. He loves nature and is an excellent singer.


Sophia

Sophia is Paul's wife, whom he met in Venice, Italy on his travels. A student of the fine arts, Sophia stands up for progressive causes like women's rights, gay rights and ethical treatment of animals. She and Paul returned to Europe to open a vegan restaurant catering to dogs.